Ever want to fight from the shadows? Save your city as a masked vigilante? Pick up super hot chicks and make out with them while hanging upside down in the rain? Well maybe this will help. With the release of the new Dark Knight film everyone is getting in the mood to be their local neighbor hood hero. Bellow is a list and links to all of the coolest gear you will need to save the world. It ain't cheap but can you put a price on being that awesome?
Can't fight crime if you can't get to it and somehow riding up in your minivan or pickup truck doesn't strike fear into the hearts of criminals the way you want. That is why you need a real ride.
You could ride up in this street legal Tron Motorcycle or maybe this jet engine Bat-mobile.
Or maybe you would rather climb the walls of the cityscape using these ninja claws.
So you get to the scene of the crime. Great. Now what gear do you have to help guarantee that you don't get your orphaned butt kicked. Maybe this will help, a tazer brass knuckle. That's right. Send a volt through as you nail that uppercut. You could also go a bit more green with these deer antler knuckles.
But what if your less into the BOP and POWS and more into the ZING and SLICES. Then maybe these arm mounted blades are more your speed.
Oh No. Something has gone horribly wrong. Now you are hanging over a vat of something toxic. The only way to get out is to burn through the chain holding you up. This high powered, hand held laser may be of some use.
But what is a super hero with out some ability to solve crimes. Batman was the worlds greatest detective but maybe you aren't. Well this handy little throw-able panoramic camera may be of some use in solving the case.
This is a good start for any wanabe crime fighter. The rest is up to you.
Can't fight crime if you can't get to it and somehow riding up in your minivan or pickup truck doesn't strike fear into the hearts of criminals the way you want. That is why you need a real ride.
Or maybe you would rather climb the walls of the cityscape using these ninja claws.
So you get to the scene of the crime. Great. Now what gear do you have to help guarantee that you don't get your orphaned butt kicked. Maybe this will help, a tazer brass knuckle. That's right. Send a volt through as you nail that uppercut. You could also go a bit more green with these deer antler knuckles.
But what if your less into the BOP and POWS and more into the ZING and SLICES. Then maybe these arm mounted blades are more your speed.
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